Reading About Humor Pillows

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Multi-Generational Books

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Examination.

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

Apricots

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

A man and his dog both reading.

Obama of Oz.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

D. H. Lawrence

Shakespeare Project

Lengray's 1,001 practical Jokes for beginners (a man getting punched in the face with a mechanical glove).

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

Book

"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

"Would you mind if my new friend Ted joins us?

Hell's Schlegel

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."

'I perched on Blackbeard's shoulder for three years, then went to work for Long-John Silver...'

"And this little poet cried ennui, ennui, ennui, all the way home."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"In school I got punished for copying, yet now it's all I'm asked to do."

Anthony Trollope

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'