Reading Humor Books Pillows

Lengray's 1,001 practical Jokes for beginners (a man getting punched in the face with a mechanical glove).

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Multi-Generational Books

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

A man and his dog both reading.

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Apricots

Examination.

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Dog training

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

Book

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

"Would you mind if my new friend Ted joins us?

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

'I perched on Blackbeard's shoulder for three years, then went to work for Long-John Silver...'

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"In school I got punished for copying, yet now it's all I'm asked to do."

"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."