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Lengray's 1,001 practical Jokes for beginners (a man getting punched in the face with a mechanical glove).

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Multi-Generational Books

Apricots

A man and his dog both reading.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Examination.

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

Dog training

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

Mister Oedipus.

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

Book

"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."

"In school I got punished for copying, yet now it's all I'm asked to do."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."

"Would you mind if my new friend Ted joins us?