Lover Of Humorous Literature Pillows

"I'd like to return this book. . . It didn't cover any of personal problem areas."

Multi-Generational Books

Jack London

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

Plagiarism by Billy Widmore It was the best of times it was the worst of times. Four score and seven years ago, Quoted the raven nevermore...

Litteratti K9s.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

Shakespeare Project

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

D. H. Lawrence

The Farmer Sutra.

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

Will Self deprecation

"More please."

"Care for an oxymoron?"

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'How was your luck, dear?'

Anthony Trollope

"The only way to create a sensation as an essayist these days is to write something mean bout cats."

"Thank goodness, it was only 'light' reading..."

"And this little poet cried ennui, ennui, ennui, all the way home."

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

Ian Fleming

The Old Man and the Noodle.

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

'I am a robot sent from the future to stop you from creating the vampire characters. They're ruining our movies.'