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"I'd like to return this book. . . It didn't cover any of personal problem areas."

Multi-Generational Books

Jack London

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

Plagiarism by Billy Widmore It was the best of times it was the worst of times. Four score and seven years ago, Quoted the raven nevermore...

Litteratti K9s.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

The Farmer Sutra.

"More please."

D. H. Lawrence

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

Will Self deprecation

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

"Care for an oxymoron?"

Shakespeare Project

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

"And this little poet cried ennui, ennui, ennui, all the way home."

'How was your luck, dear?'

Anthony Trollope

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

Ian Fleming

"The only way to create a sensation as an essayist these days is to write something mean bout cats."

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"Thank goodness, it was only 'light' reading..."

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

The Old Man and the Noodle.

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."