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'Illiterati' Isn't Jeffrey Archer Brilliant...

Multi-Generational Books

"Supply chain issues. You'll have to settle for green pancakes and hash browns."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"They're comfortable."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Unemotional Support Animal

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"She wishes to range free!"

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

How Amazon was invented

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue