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"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The Brothers Grime

"Well, we needed the rain."

Dating an English Major

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Raised by Dogs

Multi-Generational Books

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Unemotional Support Animal

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Jack London

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'Hon, I'm home!'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Stormy weather

Beer Parasol.