Humor And Literature Fans Pillows

Scents and Scentsibility. Jane Austen.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

The Brothers Grime

"Well, we needed the rain."

10 K Tail-Chase

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Stairlift around cliff face.

Raised by Dogs

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

Unemotional Support Animal

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Dating an English Major

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Multi-Generational Books

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

The Snooze Bar.

'Hon, I'm home!'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Jack London

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Stormy weather