Literary Humor Fans Pillows

Athletic clothes...shoes: 'What do you have for sitting on a wall?'

Ruth and her new cordless telephone.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Unemotional Support Animal

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Raised by Dogs

Multi-Generational Books

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

'We found you in a cabbage!'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'Hon, I'm home!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

Jack London

Stormy weather

Tequila Mockingbird

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Cheating Death.

"Very Presidential."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."