At the neighborhood book circle: "Gosh, Walter, I'm sorry my comments seem so full of bile to you, but HELLO? I'm a gall bladder! Or haven't you noticed?"
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Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
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"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"
"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."
The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer
'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'
Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"
"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."
Jack London
Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,
"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"
"I see you also took the road less travelled!"
"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."
'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'
Kultural K9's.
Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration - 'War and Punishment'... it'll make us a bundle.
T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.
'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'
Encyclopedic Novel Slam.
Hamlet in the craft shop.
'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'
Earl suspends his disbelief.
"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."
O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.
"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."
Medical Books - Lady Chatterley's Liver
Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'
To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."
Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement
Eugene Ionesco
Frank and Ernie's Poetry Corner. Robert Frost. TV Guide. I think I'll watch some late-night comedy
"Call me Ishmael."
Dante's Undiscovered Prequels
Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.
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