Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.
Humor In Cooking Gifts
Want to make a chef or home cook laugh out loud? Explore our collection of humorous kitchen items that combine wit and culinary charm. Perfect for those who love to cook with a smile, these products make the kitchen a happier place. Whether it's a funny mug, a witty apron, or a playful print, our gifts are designed to amuse and delight. Turn everyday cooking into a fun experience with gifts that say it with humor.
Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!
'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'
"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"
"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"
"States of tofu"
Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth
"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."
MUSHROOM MASACRE.
How to Deal With Leftover Turkey
"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."
"Charles didn't like tofu."
'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'
Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.
"Dare I ask for mustard?"
"My guess it's guacamole."
Deliboys
'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'
"Carpe pizza"
"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"
"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."
'Needs more kale.'
Sisyphus Sawyer
"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."
'Well you asked for Al dente.'
Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...
"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."
'YAY! PATE!'
'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'
"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"
"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."
"Hallelujah!"
'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'
Stay at home food pyramid
"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"
Humor In Cooking Gifts Collection
Humor In Cooking Mugs
Explore our range of humorous kitchen mugs for a gift that makes every sip more amusing.
Humor In Cooking Pillows
Brighten up their space with playful, funny pillows that celebrate kitchen humor.
Humor In Cooking Prints
Find humorous kitchen prints that add personality and fun to any culinary space.
Humor In Cooking T-Shirts
Check out our funny cooking t-shirts to add some laughs to their wardrobe—or your kitchen wardrobe.