Humor In Cooking Pillows

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"States of tofu"

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"Charles didn't like tofu."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Deliboys

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Carpe pizza"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Sisyphus Sawyer

'Needs more kale.'

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

'YAY! PATE!'

Preserved

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'

'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

Stay at home food pyramid

"Hallelujah!"