Humor In Food Pillows

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Oh yeah, really healthy! You do realize that cereal is just another soy based product?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"States of tofu"

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Lesser known greek gods,

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Filet minion

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Lockdown casserole

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Garlic Free Zone.

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Deliboys

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Better Not Squash.

"My guess it's guacamole."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Cat eats date.

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'