Humor In The Kitchen Gifts

Cafe French: 'Great food...When the chef isn't depressed.'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Wok. Don't Wok.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Amy Sedaris

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

Avocado Timeline

'Needs more kale.'

'He's all eyes!'

The secret lives of household things.

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Decaying corpse

"Sucker!" / "Stirrer!"

"...My daughter, the model..."

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

'You made me jump,'

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'