Kitchen Humor Lover Gifts

Toast Coming To Work

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Bread flies past toasters.

"Life is pointless."

Melba Toaster.

"Last week, actually - thanks for noticing."

"Where are dishes?"

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

Well, not only have I made Iraq a safer place to live, but I've just tidied the kitchen too!

Dish and spoons, "She always goes off with the dishy ones"

'I bought my husband a set last year and he gained 30 pounds.'

"We should throw out this hummus. I think it's become radicalized."

"According to its DNA, your meatloaf is from an unknown species."

Whipping Cream

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Wok. Don't Wok.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Cook and her Maids

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

Amy Sedaris

Avocado Timeline

The secret lives of household things.

'He's all eyes!'

"How do you prepare the chicken?"