Household Macgyver Pillows

Frustrated Dad's and Toy Construction.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

'Caw blimey!'

The household cavalry

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"Here's your sweater back."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

balanced life

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

Woman tangled up ironing

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

Wonder Woman!

"Did we turn off the stove?"

The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"Yes, I know how to fix it! I watched a 12 year-old do it on a YouTube video."

Monument to the one who did the dishes yesterday

'Clothes-dryer Messiah.'

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'