Modern Day Macgyver Pillows

"Yes, I know how to fix it! I watched a 12 year-old do it on a YouTube video."

Employee won't think about work outside of box

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Mission Kinda Accomplished

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

"Let's just binge watch this."

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

A weather vane on top of an artist's studio points in directions that include: "pop", "abstract", "figurative" and "post-painterly".

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"He's right, but he didn't have to rub our faces in it."

'Knock it off. That's just the kind of backward thinking I was talking about.'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

Frustrated Dad's and Toy Construction.

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

"Something has corrupted my files again."

' I used to lead by example but it was too much work.'

'When are you going to show some INITIATIVE, Findley?', 'When you TELL me to, sir!'

'Don't just sit there, hire someone who agrees with me.'

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

Rustic Campgrounds.

'The ethics consultant said our business conduct is immoral. I immediately took action and fired the guy.'

"I'm sick of Brexit."

'Managing a team in the current climate requires new skills...'

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'

"You're wrong! I'm not the worst boss you've ever had. I'm the worst former boss you've ever had."