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Employee won't think about work outside of box

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

Mission Kinda Accomplished

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Let's just binge watch this."

A weather vane on top of an artist's studio points in directions that include: "pop", "abstract", "figurative" and "post-painterly".

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

"He's right, but he didn't have to rub our faces in it."

'Knock it off. That's just the kind of backward thinking I was talking about.'

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

Frustrated Dad's and Toy Construction.

"Something has corrupted my files again."

' I used to lead by example but it was too much work.'

'When are you going to show some INITIATIVE, Findley?', 'When you TELL me to, sir!'

'Don't just sit there, hire someone who agrees with me.'

'The ethics consultant said our business conduct is immoral. I immediately took action and fired the guy.'

Rustic Campgrounds.

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"You're wrong! I'm not the worst boss you've ever had. I'm the worst former boss you've ever had."

"I'm sick of Brexit."

I understand you all have names already, but if I want to assign my employees names I like, Margeret, I'll damn well go ahead and do it!

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'