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"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'There's nothing on.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Digital Fomo!

Okay, dig that one up!

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

Welcome back students.

Customer help - jargon talking i-diot.

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

Better Living Through Technology

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

"Lemonade App: $1"

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"...and if I press this button..."

Digital or analog elevators.

"Please—no technology questions!"

Do not abuse the Lawn

'Removing the phone is easy. Getting your head and arms to their original positions will take weeks of physical therapy.'

'Would you prefer paper of plastic.'