Household Macgyver Gifts

Frustrated Dad's and Toy Construction.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'Caw blimey!'

The household cavalry

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Here's your sweater back."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

Woman tangled up ironing

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

balanced life

Wonder Woman!

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"I was proud of our house until we came here and found out how many things are wrong with it."

'Clothes-dryer Messiah.'

"Did we turn off the stove?"

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

Monument to the one who did the dishes yesterday

The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired