Mealtime Macgyver Gifts

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"You do like octopus?"

"You keep impeccable time."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"Michael, do your dinner."

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

Frustrated Dad's and Toy Construction.

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

Woman opens sushi box.

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

Catering for a large family.

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."

'No pudding until you finish your oxtail soup!'

Little Dark Specks

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

'You mean, you cooked broccoli on PURPOSE?'

'You should have read the cookery book for teenagers. It's pretty short: 'Take the food off the package before you microwave it'.'

Supper.

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen

"If mashed potatoes are comfort food, does that make broccoli uncomfortable food?"

Will My Kid Eat This?

'He gets a napkin. I don't get a napkin.'

'He did?'