Honest Abe Of Polling Gifts

Looking for a witty gift that combines a passion for history and a sense of humor? Our products inspired by Honest Abe and polling satire are perfect for history buffs and political enthusiasts alike. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these items bring a clever twist to your favorite president and polling insights, making them ideal for those who appreciate a good laugh with a historic flair.

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I'm pathetic, uninformed and don't give a damn. Do you still want to continue with the poll?

I'm pathetic, uninformed and don't give a damn. Do you still want to continue with the poll? mockup

I'm pathetic, uninformed and don't give a damn. Do you still want to continue with the poll?

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He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God. mockup

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

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"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses." mockup

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

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"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life." mockup

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

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"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest." mockup

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

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'Does this outfit make me look fat?' mockup

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

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"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%." mockup

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

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"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker." mockup

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

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'At least he's honest.'

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EU Polling Station

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'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.' mockup

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

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'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!' mockup

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

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'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.' mockup

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

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"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke." mockup

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

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"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?" mockup

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

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"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?" mockup

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"

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'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'

'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?' mockup

'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'

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Dropping Popularity of Obama.

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'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.' mockup

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

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Introducing Honest Abe Cards

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Lady votes using her facemask.

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'Why honest is the best policy...' mockup

'Why honest is the best policy...'

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Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men. mockup

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

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"The latest poll numbers must be out." mockup

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

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"It's a seasonal thing....Like the first gritters of the winter and the first cuckoo of spring!"

"It's a seasonal thing....Like the first gritters of the winter and the first cuckoo of spring!" mockup

"It's a seasonal thing....Like the first gritters of the winter and the first cuckoo of spring!"

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"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest." mockup

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

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'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.' mockup

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

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“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.” mockup

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

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Augmented reality check

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"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!" mockup

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

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"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed." mockup

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

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'Our next question: is the world a safer place than it was a year ago?'

'Our next question: is the world a safer place than it was a year ago?' mockup

'Our next question: is the world a safer place than it was a year ago?'

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"There's still time to be the first politician on the nice list!"

"There's still time to be the first politician on the nice list!" mockup

"There's still time to be the first politician on the nice list!"

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Honest Abe Of Polling Gifts Collection

Honest Abe Of Polling Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring Honest Abe and polling humor—perfect for political discussions and morning coffee.

Honest Abe Of Polling Pillows

Check out our pillows with Honest Abe polling humor—bring history and wit to your home decor.

Honest Abe Of Polling Prints

Browse our humorous prints celebrating Honest Abe and polling—great for adding a clever touch to your wall art.

Honest Abe Of Polling T-Shirts

Discover our range of T-shirts inspired by Honest Abe and polling satire—ideal for history lovers and political humor fans.