Honest Abe Of Polling Prints

I'm pathetic, uninformed and don't give a damn. Do you still want to continue with the poll?

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'At least he's honest.'

EU Polling Station

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"

'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

Lady votes using her facemask.

'Why honest is the best policy...'

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

"It's a seasonal thing....Like the first gritters of the winter and the first cuckoo of spring!"

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

Augmented reality check

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

'Our next question: is the world a safer place than it was a year ago?'

"There's still time to be the first politician on the nice list!"