Honest Abe Of Polling T-Shirts

I'm pathetic, uninformed and don't give a damn. Do you still want to continue with the poll?

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

EU Polling Station

'At least he's honest.'

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"

'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'

Augmented reality check

"It's a seasonal thing....Like the first gritters of the winter and the first cuckoo of spring!"

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

'Why honest is the best policy...'

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

'And according to a new poll, baseball and apple pie have now been replaced by facebook and taco bell.'

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

Lady votes using her facemask.

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

'Our next question: is the world a safer place than it was a year ago?'