Honest Opinion Givers Gifts

"Telling the manager what you think of him!!"

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"Before the library cuts I was well-read now I just have ill-informed opinions."

Like Minded

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

E Pluribus Nada

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Man considers blogging.

"I was against the war, but my objections fell on deaf ears."

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

On - Undecided - Off switch

'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

'All my opinions are posted on my online blog.'

Night of the Living Well-Read