Holy Procession Buff Pillows

Holy Relics.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Yes, all at once!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

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'Look man, no wings!'

Bible Bloopers

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

'Even More Disciples'

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

The 1st annual pet baptism was also the last

Moses/stranded shark

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

Planner at work.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Then, my arthritis..."

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

'Not so fast - What about health care?'

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'