Ceremony Buff Pillows

'Bill missed rehearsal.'

Accountancy Awards - "And the winner is..."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'He does.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

I want to hold your hand

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

The Aisle

'What, They're comfortable.'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Double Wedding

Animals of the Royal Wedding

'Will you hold it down? This is IMPORTANT!'

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

RETIREMENT VOWS

"I now pronounce you guilty."

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

"Maybe if we hold her under longer."

Christening

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

Rolling the red carpet before and after the important man

Wedding photo with a dog on the grooms side