Ceremony Buff Gifts

'Bill missed rehearsal.'

Accountancy Awards - "And the winner is..."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Graduates on their phones

'He does.'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

I want to hold your hand

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'They call it the people dance.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

The Aisle

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

'What, They're comfortable.'

Animals of the Royal Wedding

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

'Will you hold it down? This is IMPORTANT!'

Double Wedding

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

Christening

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

"Maybe if we hold her under longer."

"I now pronounce you guilty."

RETIREMENT VOWS

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

Before graduating, students at Flegburn High were required to read their diplomas out loud.