Ceremony Remixers Gifts

'-not too early,are we?'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Graduates on their phones

'He does.'

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

'They call it the people dance.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

The Aisle

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

Recorded mating call

Requiem

"I now pronounce you guilty."

"Maybe if we hold her under longer."

RETIREMENT VOWS

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

Before graduating, students at Flegburn High were required to read their diplomas out loud.

Rolling the red carpet before and after the important man

"The bride was radiant, the groom was radiant. I was radiant!"

'I pronounce you wife and husband.'

"The banana bread tastes funny because it's leftover meatloaf."

"I now mispronounce you, Mon and wafe"

'She's just ring through - held up at the hairdressers.'

"It's just a precaution, we've had a few close calls lately."

'Hold everything! -- My left brain just kicked in!'

"Wait a minute. Doesn't he have to sign a formal surrender document or something?"

You go ahead - I already downloaded all The Pied Piper's songs online.