Ceremony Remixers Prints

'-not too early,are we?'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'He does.'

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

The Aisle

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

"I now pronounce you guilty."

"Maybe if we hold her under longer."

RETIREMENT VOWS

Requiem

Recorded mating call

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

Rolling the red carpet before and after the important man

"The bride was radiant, the groom was radiant. I was radiant!"

'I pronounce you wife and husband.'

'She's just ring through - held up at the hairdressers.'

'Hold everything! -- My left brain just kicked in!'

"It's just a precaution, we've had a few close calls lately."

"The banana bread tastes funny because it's leftover meatloaf."

"I now mispronounce you, Mon and wafe"