"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."
Hollywood Skeptics Gifts
Looking for a gift that playfully nods to Hollywood skeptics? Our collection of witty, creatively designed products is ideal for film buffs and irony lovers alike. Whether they’re critical of celebrity culture or just enjoy a good laugh at Hollywood's expense, these gifts add a touch of humor and personality to their space. Explore mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that turn skepticism into style.
"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."
'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'
You're on, caller. What's your problem?! The Oscars were so very, very boring. You decided to sit in front of your tv for four hours watching rich people give themselves awards. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE ENTERTAINED, LOSER! They're coming out with a new show called "Watching Celebrities Cash Their Checks." You'd probably enjoy that. Get professionally berated at asksadie@rudypark.com.
Moby Dick the Demi Moore Version
For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health for a full 13 episodes...?
Alicia Vikander
At the 'Feel Good' movie of the year.
"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."
The Bridge II
Mega Studios. Script. It's an action-packed sequel to the "Grapes of Wrath" where the hero goes berserk! We call it "Joad Rage"!
"Please, no more movies about feelings."
"What you ain't - is A GENT!"
Stupid medicine - Shake Well Before Using.
"I hate these walkabouts. Did you remember to get me some corn plasters?"
'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'
Roman Polanski to the Rescue
"That movie was released in 2015. It might be time for a reboot."
Celebrity Autobiography...
Warning! The next programme contains no celebrities.
"Enough with the hard-luck stories about spanking and cursive and appointment television, Dad."
"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."
"Is there a discount for someone who doesn't want to see the movie?"
'We'd like to return it. There wasn't any on-screen chemistry between us.'
Men in Black Part 17 - Totally Overworked
The Sequel is Coming
Numb and Number.
I'm going to the movies. What witless Hollywood excretion are you wasting your money on? An extremely thrifty one, nana. Really? It's a film based on reuse and recycling. Oh, right. The 13th remake of "Friday the Thirteenth." Is movie blood biodegradable?
'We spend a fortune on a big screen and he watches everything on his phone!'
Lonely Trump Rally in Tulsa
Kevin Bacon
24 ? The Next Series. Jack says: 'Think I'll throw a sickie today.'
"Oh no, not another comedy clips with celebs pretending it's funny!"
'I like to keep up-to-date with the movies I'll be hating next year.'
"I'm sorry, but I can't commit to a full movie."
Hollywood Skeptics Gifts Collection
Hollywood Skeptics Mugs
Explore our collection of Hollywood skeptics mugs and start their mornings with a laugh. Perfect for fans who enjoy witty takes on Hollywood’s glitz and glamour.
Hollywood Skeptics Pillows
Bring humor into their home décor with our Hollywood skeptics pillows. These witty designs are perfect for fans who love a good laugh and cinematic critique.
Hollywood Skeptics Prints
Decorate with humor! Our Hollywood skeptics prints showcase clever commentary on Hollywood, ideal for fans of satire and cinematic wit.
Hollywood Skeptics T-Shirts
Looking for a humorous gift? Our Hollywood skeptics t-shirts feature clever designs and witty messages that capture the irony of Tinseltown in style.