Hilarity Diver Gifts

'Syncronised drowning.'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

The 1st annual pet baptism was also the last

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

Casual skydiving.

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'It must be a milkfish.'

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Shark in the swimming pool.

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

It's important to maintain liquidity! It must be a business school.

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

'But Mum, I don't want to go inside to hibernate: I'm not even tired...'

"NEED AGENT"

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

"But they taste so rubbery!"

'Harp?...Lark?...'

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

'What a beautiful landscape!'

The textural omnivore.

'I suggest we try somewhere else.'

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

"Just because that last guy you ate was a vegan, you can't say you're on a vegan diet!"