Hilarity Diver Mugs

'Syncronised drowning.'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

The 1st annual pet baptism was also the last

Casual skydiving.

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'It must be a milkfish.'

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

Shark in the swimming pool.

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

'But Mum, I don't want to go inside to hibernate: I'm not even tired...'

"NEED AGENT"

"But they taste so rubbery!"

'Harp?...Lark?...'

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

'What a beautiful landscape!'

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

'I suggest we try somewhere else.'

The textural omnivore.

"Just because that last guy you ate was a vegan, you can't say you're on a vegan diet!"

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."