Hilarious Hygienist Gifts

Graduate.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

Team medic spraying deodorant

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Ward Cleaning.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"I like making pastry... It gets your hands clean."

Remember to wash your hands: "...but not compulsively."

Bath tube with human feet.

'What did you find in your soup?'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

Jeff woke up with a disgusting film on his teeth.

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

'MERCY!!'

'This is one thing you can't blame on me.'

Outside, my mom makes we wear all this if there's a drop of rain. Inside, she's always bugging me to take a bath!