Hilarious Hygiene Strategists Gifts

'I got tired of tussling with him in the bathtub.'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

Ward Cleaning.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

Employees must wash hands of all responsibility.

Bath tube with human feet.

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"I like making pastry... It gets your hands clean."

'What did you find in your soup?'

Remember to wash your hands: "...but not compulsively."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Now sanitize the lamp and yell your wishes.

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

Jeff woke up with a disgusting film on his teeth.

Graduate.

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

Dirty greengrocer.

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

"Gesundheit!"

'Ey-up, here comes the boss!'