Heritage Humor Gifts

Important dates in Latino history: Seven years ago, the empanada was invented.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

"Right here's fine."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The discovery of asparagus.

What's an Imax cave?

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

This side is the gag reel.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

The Fall of Gnome

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Bible Bloopers

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"