Heritage Humor Prints

Important dates in Latino history: Seven years ago, the empanada was invented.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

The discovery of asparagus.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Right here's fine."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

The Fall of Gnome

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

Bible Bloopers

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words