Historic Humor Seeker Gifts

The Happy Family - Viewing the Menagerie

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"You're on a what?!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Yes, all at once!'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"Bonk!"

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"Is it free-range?"

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

The Algonquin Round Table

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."