Herb Humorist Gifts

'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.'

"Damn it, cilantro ruins everything."

'Thyme's a great healer!'

Self help acupuncture

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

Medicinal plants

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Cover story: Plant World.

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.