Herbal Humorist Gifts

Medicinal plants

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

R.C.I.A.

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

OM, SWEET OM

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

Modern Witch Shoppe

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.'

Om and Ommer

Moses' TV guide.

Cover story: Plant World.

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

God's Phone