Herb Humorist Prints

'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.'

"Damn it, cilantro ruins everything."

'Thyme's a great healer!'

Self help acupuncture

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Medicinal plants

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Cover story: Plant World.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'