Heavenly Cue Enthusiast Gifts

"With no snooker tables, it's not my idea of heaven."

Fish talking about fisherman

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

Snooker.

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

"You don't need English on every shot."

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"Don't worry, we'll soon have you all sorted out."

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'Am I bald?'

Heaven Has VIP

Birds cue ball escape.

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

Two men attempt to use the same snooker cue.

Of course it's all just "busy work." We're bees. That's what we do.

Rubik's Cubicle

"I'd like to be transferred to the Bureau of Cubes...Immediately."

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

Dice Cubes

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'I'd like to be transferred to the Bureau of Cubes...immediately.'

"Don't you have to read me my rights first?"

Snooker player with telescopic sight fitted to his cue.

Worm away from hook for a while. ("Back in five minutes")

'My dad has more hit points than your dad!'

Air Billiards

Rubik's cubicle