Cube Connoisseur Gifts

"Don't worry, we'll soon have you all sorted out."

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

Rubik's Cubicle

"I'd like to be transferred to the Bureau of Cubes...Immediately."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

Eldrow

Dog Walker

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Shaved Ice

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Painting of Picasso's investment portfolio

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"The first of many cubicles..."

'Picasso'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'I call it cubicilism'

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

"I should blooming-well think so!"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"Lunch!"

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.