Cube Connoisseur Gifts

"Don't worry, we'll soon have you all sorted out."

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

Rubik's Cubicle

"I'd like to be transferred to the Bureau of Cubes...Immediately."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

Dog Walker

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Shaved Ice

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"The first of many cubicles..."

Painting of Picasso's investment portfolio

'Picasso'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

'I call it cubicilism'

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

"I should blooming-well think so!"

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

"Lunch!"

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

"It's my interpretation of the open floor office."

'I really hope Mrs. Picasso comes to parents' night.'