Cube Aficionado Gifts

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

Omara Portuondo

Eldrow

"Best project manager we ever had."

Picasso: The Early Years

Dancing at the Clubs.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"The club scene is really changing."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Cubism Model

Picasso

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Rubik's ice cube.

Cover story: Picasso

Georges Braque.

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

'I call it cubicilism'

"Why are you always picking people who have pixellated heads?"

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

'No seriously. His final words actually were, 'If I only had spent more time at the office.''

Aging population in Cuba

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"Damn! I'm getting models from a different agency from now on…"