Ice Cube Enthusiast Gifts

'Dude. Seriously? Tell me you didn't put your tongue on that thing.'

'Nice water feature.'

Eldrow

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Baking

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

Rubik's ice cube.

'I call it cubicilism'

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

The Snowcow

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends."

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

Global Warming Penguin

"Don't worry, we'll soon have you all sorted out."

'No problem. The icing is my favorite part.'

'Before you climb actual ice, you'll need to practice on our simulated ice rock.'

"I'd like to be transferred to the Bureau of Cubes...Immediately."

Rubik's Cubicle

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

'I'd like to be transferred to the Bureau of Cubes...immediately.'

Foot in ice cube.

Overwhelmed by life's beauty and magic, Alice thought to herself, 'Dear God, perfect ice cubes once again!'

"Of course, once this melts we're homeless again."

Ice cubes

'First, let me start by saying 'Making Ice' is really not helping with dinner.'

Ice: Cubed/Crushed/Sculpted.