Ice Cube Enthusiast Gifts

'Dude. Seriously? Tell me you didn't put your tongue on that thing.'

'Nice water feature.'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Baking

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

Rubik's ice cube.

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

'I call it cubicilism'

The Snowcow

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

Global Warming Penguin

"Don't worry, we'll soon have you all sorted out."

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

'Before you climb actual ice, you'll need to practice on our simulated ice rock.'

Rubik's Cubicle

"I'd like to be transferred to the Bureau of Cubes...Immediately."

'I'd like to be transferred to the Bureau of Cubes...immediately.'

Foot in ice cube.

Overwhelmed by life's beauty and magic, Alice thought to herself, 'Dear God, perfect ice cubes once again!'

Noughts and Crosses Cake Icing.

"Of course, once this melts we're homeless again."

Ice: Cubed/Crushed/Sculpted.

'First, let me start by saying 'Making Ice' is really not helping with dinner.'

Ice cubes

'To you, it spoils the wine; to me, it improves the ice cubes.'