Heavenly Cue Enthusiast Pillows

"With no snooker tables, it's not my idea of heaven."

Fish talking about fisherman

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

Snooker.

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

"You don't need English on every shot."

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

"Don't worry, we'll soon have you all sorted out."

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Birds cue ball escape.

Heaven Has VIP

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

Dice Cubes

Two men attempt to use the same snooker cue.

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

"I'd like to be transferred to the Bureau of Cubes...Immediately."

Rubik's Cubicle

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

'I'd like to be transferred to the Bureau of Cubes...immediately.'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Rubik's cubicle

Air Billiards

Worm away from hook for a while. ("Back in five minutes")

Dog Heaven

'My dad has more hit points than your dad!'