Cue Stick Enthusiast Pillows

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Snooker.

"You don't need English on every shot."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

'I find it more effective to walk softly and carry a BIGGER stick.'

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Play golf on the billiards table.

Birds cue ball escape.

Two men attempt to use the same snooker cue.

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

Stuck behind the eight ball.

"I glued myself to a snooker ball."

Snooker Channel.

"Look, here's one that comes with batteries."

"What did you say? Fine? Five? File? Oh...FIRE!!"

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."

"Hello, is this 999?"

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

"The stick maker!"

"Nuclear energy is perfectly safe, I'd bet my third testicle on it!"

Spy with selfie stick

'The Alternative Minimum Tax. I have no alternative but to pa it, and it's the maximum amount I've got to pay.'

"Hey, Buddy - fetch the stick!"