Cue Stick Conductor Pillows

Snooker Channel.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

Campground Conductor

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Spatula Conductor

Snooker.

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'He's lost a lot of eight-ball.'

"Excuse me, sir - I'm conducting a survey about stress in the workplace."

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

Play golf on the billiards table.

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'

Birds cue ball escape.

Two men attempt to use the same snooker cue.

'How would you have played that last ball?'

Stuck behind the eight ball.

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'

"I glued myself to a snooker ball."

"From the top - 'Watermelon Man.' Let's sock it out and give Mrs. Ritterhouse a chance to really cook!"

'Now you're snookered!'

'Oh for PETE'S SAKE LENNY NOT right now! I'm in the middle of Conducting a survey!'

The William Tell Overture

'The Alternative Minimum Tax. I have no alternative but to pa it, and it's the maximum amount I've got to pay.'

"There's a sight you don't often see, a man attempting to clear the table."

"Excuse me, sir—care to take a moment to check out my new clipboard? Ma'am? I just got a new clipboard. New clipboard, anyone? Anyone?"

"Come home, Margaret! It's your wedding night! I'm sure the lads will understand."

'I'll have you know that I'm a large animal practitioner'

'You know, it's very rude not to look somebody in the eye when you talk to them. What are you looking at anyway?'