Customer Cue Champion Pillows

For eventual service, please take a number. 73.

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

Direct Marketing...

'I'd like to return this, please.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

The interminable!

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

"You don't need English on every shot."

'Of course it's cold. We serve breakfast anytime, but we only make it in the morning.'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"I used to wait tables but I found I was more suited to producing movies."

'Hey that's our waiter on his way home!'

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

The competition's customer vs our customer.

"Right, shall we delay the discussion on customer care again and look at the urgent issue of declining sales and plummeting profits."

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

Grocery store has no data team to help with customer's shopping experience.

"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."

We don't believe one glove fits all!

'We're all out of the (bar code) but can I interest you in the (different bar code)?'

"Joey, Joey, Joey! It's like he's taken over this whole store! Well, I'm sick of it! This place is not about being lazy! It's about good products for good prices! It's about customer service! But does anyone car? Does anyone notice? When does hard work pa

"Don't you DARE argue with me you ***(****) or I'll **** your ****."

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'