Customer Cue Champion Prints

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

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'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

The interminable!

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'Of course it's cold. We serve breakfast anytime, but we only make it in the morning.'

"I used to wait tables but I found I was more suited to producing movies."

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

'Hey that's our waiter on his way home!'

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

The competition's customer vs our customer.

"Right, shall we delay the discussion on customer care again and look at the urgent issue of declining sales and plummeting profits."

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

Grocery store has no data team to help with customer's shopping experience.

'We're all out of the (bar code) but can I interest you in the (different bar code)?'

"Joey, Joey, Joey! It's like he's taken over this whole store! Well, I'm sick of it! This place is not about being lazy! It's about good products for good prices! It's about customer service! But does anyone car? Does anyone notice? When does hard work pa

"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."

We don't believe one glove fits all!

"Don't you DARE argue with me you ***(****) or I'll **** your ****."

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

'How would you have played that last ball?'